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Talk happiness; talk faith; talk health. Say you are well
and all is well with you, and God shall hear your words
and make them true.
Ella Wheeler-Wilcox
and all is well with you, and God shall hear your words
and make them true.
Ella Wheeler-Wilcox
nathen@nathentrueblood.com
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Zachary & Nathen sent in by Grandpa Elmer
Grandkids 2 - sent in by Nana in Tampa Fl
Our five-year-old grandson couldn't wait to tell his grandfather about the
movie he had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea."
The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus kept him wide-eyed.
In the middle of his telling, grandpa interrupted him, "What caused the
submarine to sink?"
With a look of incredulity the grandson replied, "Grandpa, it was the
20,000 leaks!!"
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When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
Still, a few fireflies followed us in.
Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's too late, grandpa, the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
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When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure."
"Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised.
"Mine says I'm four to six."
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A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother,
"Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool even though she was worried what the child may have been told.
"That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change the y to i and add es.
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"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a Child!"
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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties.
They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No, said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close.
"They use the dog," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
Our five-year-old grandson couldn't wait to tell his grandfather about the
movie he had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea."
The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus kept him wide-eyed.
In the middle of his telling, grandpa interrupted him, "What caused the
submarine to sink?"
With a look of incredulity the grandson replied, "Grandpa, it was the
20,000 leaks!!"
______________________________________________________
When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
Still, a few fireflies followed us in.
Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's too late, grandpa, the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
______________________________________________________
When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure."
"Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised.
"Mine says I'm four to six."
______________________________________________________
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother,
"Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool even though she was worried what the child may have been told.
"That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change the y to i and add es.
______________________________________________________
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a Child!"
______________________________________________________
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties.
They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No, said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close.
"They use the dog," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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